7 Ways to Look at Chocolate

1.
Among all the junk food
in the world,
I only run on chocolate.

2.
Cookie and milk is the stairway to heaven.
Chocolate, milk and cookie
is when you get there.

3.
He who eats of thy food of thy gods,
feels like thy gods thyselves.

4.
After a day's work,
I break off a square of heaven and
gulp it down real quick.

5.
Victory soars in the air.
War is over! Our soldiers come back home!
We lift our chocolate real high.

6.
The slaves picked the cocoa beans
off the plants for the richer.
They sometimes steal one or two for
cocoa bean is an excellent source of chocolate.
And chocolate is no sin, right?

7.
It was evening all afternoon.
It snowed and it will snow.
The chocolate wrapper lay engulfed be the snow in the dump.